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Tony was born just like most people, in a
hospital. Mothered by Julie fathered by Jack. He was a genius child often
dreaming of inventing a round like object that would be used to move
things. Once he figured out the wheel had already been
invented his dreams were crushed. He consoled in drugs and alcohol and was
in rehab by age 3. After his second trip to the Franklin County Jail he
found himself at a crossroad. He could either continue on his path of
destruction or start his life over at an old age of 6. He decided to enter
preschool. He excelled at sharing and at show and tell day. Soon he was
saying his ABC's. His euphoria soon ended though. He was accused of
stealing a 3-wheeler and was tossed out of school. He lived on the streets
for months until finding a job at the local gas station. After months of
working he decided to leave and become a hobbit in Utah. Julie and Jack
were so embarrassed they adopted another child and claimed it was Tony.
This is the Tony you know and love today. They developed a nice little
story about his childhood. As the story goes he was born at St. Ann
hospital at 7 something in the morning on a glorious day in October. It is
often said that a large ray of light was shining though the clouds and
wise men were found wondering the hallways. A drum could be heard in the
distance. Tony had a nice childhood. Always playing with the dogs the
family raised and cheering for his Buckeyes. At the age of 6 Tony was
introduced to a curios young fellow named Matthew. Matthew would soon
become his little brother. There are many things you can say about Tony,
some bad and some good. The bad being like the fact he almost blew the
garage up after watching a fine episode of MacGyver. The good being that
he didn't blow the garage up. Tony was always coming up with ideas to
improve the human race. Ideas like trying to convince his grandfather to
drive through fields on his way to school to avoid traffic. There is
always that gang he formed. They were the toughest people you would ever
meet in New Albany, on a Sunday afternoon, at the Dairy Queen on there 21
speed listening to Weird Al. They would take there ice cream cones without
even saying thank you, yea they were that mean. Don't forget that
accidental mushroom cloud that occurred while having a nice little camp
fire. You have to mention Tony's interest in things that move. From his
little tykes 3 wheeler that's battery didn't last long enough. To his go
cart that wasn't fast enough. To his scooter that wasn't rugged enough. To
his dirt bike which didn't float. To his car that wasn't fast enough. To
his truck that wasn't low enough. To his jeep which isn't high enough,
back to his truck which isn't shiny enough. Tony's life doesn't really
matter much until he met Nicci. Since Nicci and Tony have gotten together
you rarely see them apart. Nicci even used to sit and talk to Tony when he
was working at the movie theater while her friends went and watched a
movie. Nicci was Tony's first passenger when he got his license and when
he got his new truck. Nicci and Tony made there first major commitment to
each other when they got Snoop, their beagle boy. Not to many months after
that they got Hailee, Snoops sister. The list that follows the beagles is
broad and lengthy including there newest addition, Woody. Woody is a 3
legged dog that they rescued. He's just a puppy now and they are fearing
how big he will get. They have also traveled a lot together, everything
from a Buckeye game in the state up north to the white house. Tony's
career path is in the field of enforcement, either in the direction of
police or private loss prevention. Tony would also enjoy running for
public office one day. If you do not know Tony's strong political leanings
you must not know him very well. Most of the time these days you can find
Tony sitting on his leather couch with his fiancée, beagles, and Woody
enjoying life.
FACTS ABOUT TONY:
- He likes animals
- He likes collecting
firearms. Particularly old military rifles. A M1 would be a great
wedding gift or an old Lugar.
- He likes OSU memorabilia.
- He wants a motorcycle.
- He thinks the Office is the
best show on TV. Unless you count Canadian TV then its Trailer Park
Boys.
- He also thinks Cops is the
best show on TV.
- Big time conservative.
- He wants a big pond and a
goat.
- He works for Abercrombie &
Fitch Home Office.
- He wants to open a hot dog
stand called The Dog House.
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